“man lying in bed smiling”
that is not a smile
that is a cry for help
i was just posing sensually when the camera turned on by itself. i am not a model
(Source: robotindisguise)
im pretty proud of that fourth one
iron can get pretty hot
i posted this on my friends wall
and people were bitching about how it was creepy
so then i posted this
(Source: theamericankid)
“incorrect email or password”
which one you horrid cunt
playing video games
someone: hey
10 minutes later
me: I DIED AND ITS BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING
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(Source: shavingryansprivates)
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